<甚麽shape>

Warning: This post is only suitable for high-tolerance readers. It contains potentially grotesque images.

“Ma ma！我要大便！” (Translation: Grandma, I need to do "big business".)

And they both scurry into the master bedroom loo. Before long, she is seated comfortably and erm... pushing.

*Big plop*

*Idle chatter with ma ma whilst waiting for the second bowel movement*

*Two small plops*

“Ma ma，好了。” (Translation: I am done, grandma.)

So she gets up and grandma erm... "takes care of the rest".

“Ma ma，甚麽shape啊？” (Translation: Grandma, what shape is it?)

“妳自己看囖！” (Translation: Why don't you just look at it yourself?)

And she does, upon which she makes the following observation,

“是Mickey Mouse的shape。” (Translation: It has the shape of Mickey Mouse.)

0 days to go!!!