Friday, April 14, 2006


Warning: This post is only suitable for high-tolerance readers. It contains potentially grotesque images.

“Ma ma!我要大便!” (Translation: Grandma, I need to do "big business".)

And they both scurry into the master bedroom loo. Before long, she is seated comfortably and erm... pushing.

*Big plop*

*Idle chatter with ma ma whilst waiting for the second bowel movement*

*Two small plops*

“Ma ma,好了。” (Translation: I am done, grandma.)

So she gets up and grandma erm... "takes care of the rest".

“Ma ma,甚麽shape啊?” (Translation: Grandma, what shape is it?)

“妳自己看囖!” (Translation: Why don't you just look at it yourself?)

And she does, upon which she makes the following observation,

“是Mickey Mouse的shape。” (Translation: It has the shape of Mickey Mouse.)

0 days to go!!!


Anonymous Anonymous said...


that really got me laughing out....

So your niece would be at the airport waiting for you?


Fri Apr 14, 02:48:00 pm 2006  
Blogger Acey Deucey said...

No, just my three friends. Family too busy with my niece and our place is at the other end of Singapore.

I'll see her only on Sunday night.

Fri Apr 14, 07:18:00 pm 2006  

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